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[competing]

[ so tsun... ]

Yeah, but it's like sleeping together! We're our most vulnerable!

[ stop this.. he will lick your hand ]

[emblazes]

No it isn't! I'm not vulnerable.

[No. Not Keith. Not once in his life. Don't even think about talking shit.]

[competing]

[ ... he's just gonna give his boyfriend a Look, while pointedly running his fingers along his sides.

tickle tickle... ]

[emblazes]

[He's twitching and...drawing...awa.y...don't u dare...]

[competing]

[ all you have to do is admit you're vulnerable and this can all stop right here and now ]

[emblazes]

[No, he's just gonna hug himself and shove a foot into Lance's face.]

[competing]

[ that's gross — don't be gross??? ]

You're gonna spill water all over the floor!

[emblazes]

[At least it's clean...]

Stop touching me-!

[He's gonna drown.]

[competing]

[ how's he gonna drown when the water's all on the floor— ]

You like my touches!!

[emblazes]

Don't tickle me!

[He's concussed...]

[competing]

Just say I'm right and I won't!

[emblazes]

[Pushing him to the furthest part of the tub...with his foot...in his face...]

[competing]

[ why are you like this




probably because lance is like this: aka that's a bite to your big toe, yep ]

[emblazes]

[THAT'S IT.

HE'S SCRAMBLING TO GET OUT NOW.]

[competing]

[ and lance will let him go, even if he is laughing a little. ]

Aw, c'mon! Don't be a sore loser!

[ hehehhehe ]

[emblazes]

Don't tickle me in the bath tub!

[While winding a towel around his waist...don't tickle him anywhere, actually, but ESPECIALLY IN THE TUB. He's naked there.]

[competing]

[ yeah exactly, thanks for proving his point.

lance will just continue to watch keith, chin propped up on folded arms along the edge of the tub, a lazy smile on his lips. ]

Hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go~

[emblazes]

[And once that towel's secure, he's gonna go ahead and dunk Lance into the poopy tub water.]

[competing]

[ SPUTTER SPUTTER SPUTTER ]

Keeeeeith!

[ don't be a meanie!! ]

[emblazes]

[It was only for 1 second...try not to inhale.]

You had some stuff on your face.

[competing]

[ brb gonna spit out some water at your feet ]

Yeah, it's called handsomeness.

[emblazes]

Well, it's gone now.

[Which is a lie; Lance looks extra cute all disheveled and wet, no homo. He's backing up with that, lest Lance start thinking about retaliation.]

[competing]

[ o it will come when you least expect it, sir... ]

Lies and slander. Everyone knows in order to make a beach boy look even better, all you have to do is apply water.

[ so there! ]

[emblazes]

[emblazes]

...Yeah, well..

[He's backing out of the room like Lance just revealed himself to be a hangry tiger. In reality, he's cute and Keith's losing this argument.]

You're all wrinkled.