[Lance is so unreasonable. Nevermind that his sides are probably still tingling. Of course, Keith doesn't think to reason with him or otherwise explain his plans, because Lance should just get it.
Where he doesn't, and it doesn't occur to him to explain himself, Keith moves to stand up, using Lance's shoulders as a crutch to proceed, because gaining height on him should provide enough influence for him to get the pesky thing off...higher ground is always advantageous, after all.
Except that, once he tries to stand at full height, he bonks his head on the underside of Lance's mattress, which isn't painful or even audible, but he flops back onto the mattress below like a ping pong ball, oof-ing in a way Lance had just earlier, splaying himself partially ontop of the blue paladin once again...for the millionth time tonight.
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Where he doesn't, and it doesn't occur to him to explain himself, Keith moves to stand up, using Lance's shoulders as a crutch to proceed, because gaining height on him should provide enough influence for him to get the pesky thing off...higher ground is always advantageous, after all.
Except that, once he tries to stand at full height, he bonks his head on the underside of Lance's mattress, which isn't painful or even audible, but he flops back onto the mattress below like a ping pong ball, oof-ing in a way Lance had just earlier, splaying himself partially ontop of the blue paladin once again...for the millionth time tonight.
Trying to help him was a bad idea.]