[ lance is beginning to sense a pattern, of bony bodies falling on top of him, those aforementioned bones somehow finding the exact softest spot in his gut to jab into on the way down. he winces, he oof's, he doesn't properly respond because that managed to somehow knock what little wind he'd had. ]
Like there was any way I could've gotten you up a ladder like this.
[ keith's question, while valid, just makes lance exasperated at this point. if he were being more fair, he wouldn't be quite so terse, but he probably shouldn't be expecting too much of a drunk person at this point...
he groans again, trying to shift so that he isn't quite so sprawled like a heap, but with the extra weight and his legs all tangled up it proves... pretty pointless. he stops trying with a frustrated huff. ]
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Like there was any way I could've gotten you up a ladder like this.
[ keith's question, while valid, just makes lance exasperated at this point. if he were being more fair, he wouldn't be quite so terse, but he probably shouldn't be expecting too much of a drunk person at this point...
he groans again, trying to shift so that he isn't quite so sprawled like a heap, but with the extra weight and his legs all tangled up it proves... pretty pointless. he stops trying with a frustrated huff. ]
You better not forget any of this. You so owe me.