[UH. Way to destroy his whole heart in under ten seconds for less than that, even, but still.]
Since I told you when what was?
[Confused, he's handed a knit item to make matters worse and very slowly...the gears shift into place and Keith's...taken aback. This is about his birthday, isn't it? He's barely over the horror that is a very cute knit red lion hat when Lance produces another gift. There's a distinct heat emanating from his hairline to his collarbones. This is....
Embarrassing. He's barely worthy of the hat, which clearly took a short eternity to knit. August.]
Lance, [He's wide-eyed, studying the leather sheath with the same expression one would regard an unsolicited dick pic. He's shaking his head thereafter. Barely hearing anything about Wyvern meatcakes.] those things are expensive...
[It being leather alone, nevermind how seriously embellished it is.]
You have to bring it back.
[Present opening 101 with Keith: Nnn.,,,.nooo.ooono no. Please no. He can't even properly fuss over the hat. Or cupcake.]
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Since I told you when what was?
[Confused, he's handed a knit item to make matters worse and very slowly...the gears shift into place and Keith's...taken aback. This is about his birthday, isn't it? He's barely over the horror that is a very cute knit red lion hat when Lance produces another gift. There's a distinct heat emanating from his hairline to his collarbones. This is....
Embarrassing. He's barely worthy of the hat, which clearly took a short eternity to knit. August.]
Lance, [He's wide-eyed, studying the leather sheath with the same expression one would regard an unsolicited dick pic. He's shaking his head thereafter. Barely hearing anything about Wyvern meatcakes.] those things are expensive...
[It being leather alone, nevermind how seriously embellished it is.]
You have to bring it back.
[Present opening 101 with Keith: Nnn.,,,.nooo.ooono no. Please no. He can't even properly fuss over the hat. Or cupcake.]