[That's fuckin' gross dude. Keith's just trying to be nice. As for something weird happening, Keith would've confirmed this a month or so back. Nothing out of the ordinary happened at all. He opens his eyes just slightly...]
Someone was trying t-- [Wait, he's never talked about anything remotely sexual with Lance before, or outloud? He's looking to make sure no one's really nearby; near enough to hear them.
It's...fine.]
They were giving away coupons for different. Uh. Toys. A lot of the merchandise people bother us to make sure we're on good terms, I guess.
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[That's fuckin' gross dude. Keith's just trying to be nice. As for something weird happening, Keith would've confirmed this a month or so back. Nothing out of the ordinary happened at all. He opens his eyes just slightly...]
Someone was trying t-- [Wait, he's never talked about anything remotely sexual with Lance before, or outloud? He's looking to make sure no one's really nearby; near enough to hear them.
It's...fine.]
They were giving away coupons for different. Uh. Toys. A lot of the merchandise people bother us to make sure we're on good terms, I guess.
[The vaguest, worst story ever told.]