[Nope. There's a thing called water poison and if anyone would somehow achieve that level of too much water via dixie cup, it would be Lance. The cup finds a place by the sink, and while Keith's listening, he's also starting to tug his shirt up -- the end goal is removing it. Gotta check out the extent of this bullshit.
Even if he ended up getting the shit kicked out of him by way of horrendous pickup lines, he...can't just leave him like this ok. He's already contemplating revenge. This mystery person's lucky he can't gauge how much blood Lance has lost due to his mallgoth attire; he can only make note of that frown.]
So you and a bunch of other people got beaten up for no reason?
[Rather than skeptical, he sounds increasingly ticked off.]
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Even if he ended up getting the shit kicked out of him by way of horrendous pickup lines, he...can't just leave him like this ok. He's already contemplating revenge. This mystery person's lucky he can't gauge how much blood Lance has lost due to his mallgoth attire; he can only make note of that frown.]
So you and a bunch of other people got beaten up for no reason?
[Rather than skeptical, he sounds increasingly ticked off.]