[Oh look at this, full access to waterflow. He's gonna take advantage of that, making sure to fully soak his head and shoulders (knees and toes, knees and toes) while Lance experiences a surge of gay panic.]
I wasn't touching you. [At least he seems completely distracted from the brownish swamp colored water flowing between their feet and swirling down the drain, which would have been the next thing he'd have to hear about...probably. He's a dainty girl deep down inside.] I told you, you're in the way.
[All's well, however. He's already stepping out of the spray to soap up his hair. Of course, he'll have to bump him again in a second...but for now their kingdom can experience some peace. On the other hand, Keith should maybe be less picky about who's standing where on principle of him suggesting this arrangement to begin with.]
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[Oh look at this, full access to waterflow. He's gonna take advantage of that, making sure to fully soak his head and shoulders (knees and toes, knees and toes) while Lance experiences a surge of gay panic.]
I wasn't touching you. [At least he seems completely distracted from the brownish swamp colored water flowing between their feet and swirling down the drain, which would have been the next thing he'd have to hear about...probably. He's a dainty girl deep down inside.] I told you, you're in the way.
[All's well, however. He's already stepping out of the spray to soap up his hair. Of course, he'll have to bump him again in a second...but for now their kingdom can experience some peace. On the other hand, Keith should maybe be less picky about who's standing where on principle of him suggesting this arrangement to begin with.]